I can't believe your human doesn't let you drive.
It's a dog eat dog world. But these guys are the ambassadors of a different way - the friendly way.
Is yours a sable? or a Taurus? Mine's a Sable...
Can I borrow your bandana? We're going to rob a liquor store.
You are a big hairy dog and no, I don't want to rob anything from you, except maybe your Sable. That's one nice looking ice-blue.
Big hairy dog huh? well...you're a big hairy canine, so ha!"
Um, okay..so, vocab is not your strong point. Anyway, I'm thinking that I could give you this bandana. You use it to blindfold your human. He swerves. You grab the wheel. You save the day. Then he's like "whoa! You can drive?" And boom, we're driving canines. Finally, we'll be able to race our Sable and Taurus. Whaddya say?
Solid plan my man. Get ready to lose.
Rum, rum....speaking of revving engines. I have to tell you that the way your tongue fits so snugly between your canine teeth is very appealing. Just saying.
YOU DIRTY DOG!!