He Should Have Stayed Home That Day
Dave is in a pickle.
Perhaps he is running away. Perhaps he is attempting suicide. Perhaps he is a daredevil.
We all agree that he is a right dumb nut.
We are not sure how he got where he is now. Perhaps he flew there. Perhaps he has special powers to get to the top of a canyon. He is in a high place, perhaps in the Middle East and he is trying to jump that big stone ditch. We know that he needed to take a running jump. We wonder whether he can hear his echo now if he is yelling.
He needs to concentrate on where he is going to land. Will he land on the front cliff or the back one? You have to take a chance if you don’t want to live in the same place.
We know that he is not afraid, even if he might be committing suicide. Nice going, Dave! He might end up going straight down…
If he were our friend we would tell him to go home and go straight to bed.
Whatever it is, he is on a one-way street.
We don’t think that he is going to make it.
