A Her or a Him
It’s a him! But it can go both ways.
His name is “Mischief” or maybe “Lester”. We’ll call him Mischief Lester! He’s trying to hide in the bag and he’s having a good time. He crawled in the bag and he climbs all over. It’s a duffel bag.
He’s flirting and he has teeth! Look at his face--he has teeth. He’s about three years old, or maybe two and a half. He’s a cute little bugger!
He’s having fun. He’s happy because he just made a poo! He’s also happy because his daddy’s not home. That would make him happy.
I feel sorry for the bag! He was able to get in there by himself. He’s in his father’s office, but his father isn’t watching him. He’s still flirting! He’s happy to be in his father’s office. His father sells insurance and fixes things. He’s a worker.
Mischief Lester is looking at the camera and he’s thinking about something he can get away with! Mischief Lester is going to get into everything. He’s looking for mischief! It shows in his eyes. He’s going to find a woman. But if he gets into mischief, he’s going to get a licking.
If he gets out of the bag, he’s going to climb back in. Then he’s going to see his mother and she’s satisfied with him. He’ll strut around and say “Look at me! Look at me!” He might cry if he gets out of the bag.
I feel sorry for the bag! Does he have a diaper on? Maybe he took it off. I know kids who do that.
Our story will end with Mischief Lester having a diaper on. And it ends with his mother laughing. The end!
April 2, 2008: Written by Ethel, Patsy, Ellen, Dorothy S., Dorothy Z., Sandy, Helen, Alice, Mary, and Matt
Staff who assisted: Lauri, Jenny, Sherry, Kathy
Volunteers: Susan, Jean
Companion: Ginny
The storytellers are from Brewster Village, Appleton, WI.
