Is This Where Babies Come From?
It’s in the 1920’s. There is a satchel. I was there. This baby came from Europe. No, it’s from England. Look at its eyes and nose. When kids are little, they have that kind of nose. He looks like Churchill—his round face and smile. They live in a farmhouse. The floor is tongue and groove. The walls are lattice work. This is a boy. His name is “Cuddles”. The baby is a girl—you can tell because her mouth is open and she’s talking.
Someone is positioning the baby. His name is “Tim”. Her name is “Winnie”. She is in the satchel because her father is a doctor. Someone decided to put him in the suitcase, to take his picture, just to be different. The baby is a millionaire and has nothing better to do. So he got in the suitcase. He is sitting on his money.
He has no teeth, but he’s smiling. He is 5 weeks old. He has teeth—his is a year or so. I think he is 6 months. He is darling, but I don’t know his family. His nickname is “Ears”. When I was in high school the captain of our basketball team was called that because of his ears. They won the championship.
Don’t bring attention to his features. I could just kiss him. They will put this picture in the newspaper. This is clever. Lots of kids will want to get in Father’s suitcase. Maybe they will send us the baby so we can spoil him. He looks like Dick. Yes, they have the same haircut. I appreciate all the attention. Mary chuckles.
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