Want Nothing On!
He's smiling for the camera. He thinks he's going somewhere. He peed his diaper. He's a little boy. What's he sitting in--a hand bag? A traveling bag. It's a good traveling bag. The bag is black. I think he's hiding from his dad. He's peeing in the bag. No diaper on. Everybody's in the bag!
His name is Smiley, Buck, Bill, Robert. That's enough names for now! Who's taking him? He's hiding in the bag instead of his dad's clothes. He's a farmer. He's mine. He's gonna whip him when he gets out of there. Spank him good. Watching him whip him. But the kid has other ideas!
The cameraman said if his dad don't want him I'll take him. The parents are following in the wagon ahead of him. They're probably with him. He's in a hotel outside the place. He's at the studio where the guy takes the pictures. It's quite a deal to handle a child that age and get a camera shot, Look at the bottom of the bag and the carpet comes right up to the floor so I'm sure it's right inside the studio where the picture is being taken. He's outside on a hot summer day. Summer. It was spring. It's probably in the springtime but we don't have enough clues for that. He likes to go hide. Why be different? He won't feel very good if he has wet pants on. That won't work either.
He just got up. Babies that age normally don't have clothes on. They have diapers on. He just got up so he doesn't have any clothes on. He takes off in a dead run. He's getting away from the picture taking, his dad and a spanking. His dad spanks him bad. He's got to catch him first! He's not big enough to get himself out of the bag. The barber put him in the bag. HA! HA! It's a good sized bag!!
September 21, 2006 Written by: Willard, Bob, Bob, Doris, Faye, Duane, Hal. Staff who assisted: Kathy, Melissa, Renee. The Malloy 3North Storytellers are from the Iowa Veterans home in Marshalltown.
