Oh Happy Day
Bob wow wow. One's a boy and one's a girl. They're on the road, a highway, at a stop light. They're holding up traffic.
The girl dog is wearing a red scarf. If it were a boy it'd be a necktie. The female dog might be named "Bitch" or "Lou" or "Suzie" or "Nancy" and the male dog might be "Ned" . Suzie would be a good name. "George", let's call him George. Or "Molly" and "Dolly".
Ar, ar, ar. Roof, roof.
The road must be somewhere where there are green trees. They're at the fair.
A male dog wouldn't hold up traffic, only a female. One of them has on a red jacket. Next, they'll go to the park or to church. That's the bitch and that’s the son of a bitch. They'll cause trouble at the fair. They might steal hot dogs and hamburgers. If they were my dogs the car would be all tore up because they couldn't sit still.
Technically it wouldn't be stealing if they fell on the ground.
Then they'll go out back and smooch. This one is talking to the other about what he's been doing. They could be dope sniffing dogs. Old baboon by the light of the moon combing his golden hair. My dog would rather stay inside. It's cold inside and they don't have heat. The manager of the fair will have to do something. Is he gonna be fair? I'd watch out for the one in the red. If the manager likes dogs he'll pat 'em on the head and send them on their way. I'd kiss 'em before I killed ‘em. I'd put them in the pound. I’d would pay for their hot dogs and say "Go and steal no more".
If they were adopted the person might train them. I'd tell the person who owned them to take them away from the fair. I'd put a chain on them to control them. They might be George and Susan. At the park they'd catch Frisbees and they'd get into something. My dogs, Buffy and Red, when they're at my home, they're happy. Somebody's got to bring them back to the person who owned them they’re bothering me.
If they go to the pound they'll look forward to someone getting them and treating them good. At the end of the day, they'd go home, get in their houses, and go to sleep.
My black sheepdog liked to chase cows.
