While driving down the street one sunny afternoon, John looked out his window and saw somebody who looked just like him. Harry looked out the window of his human's car and saw someone that looked just like him. They say curiosity is for cats but when the cars stopped neither could resist the temptation to stick their heads out the window for a closer look. In unison they both said, "who's that?"
"The competition!" growled Harry.
"What's competition?" questioned John.
"How can you not know what competition is? It is looking good, smelling good, having shiny teeth, walking with head held high, being most friendly and obedient." explained Harry.
"Oh that explains the bandana and your minty fresh breath" panted John.
Just then the light turned green and both cars started to move. Both dogs got back inside the car and thought to themselves, I should be more like him.