The Texas Cowboy. The Rhinestone Cowboy. His name is Jack. His horse’s name is Double Eye.
Oh, he’s a cowboy and he’s playing his guitar. He’s wearing his cowboy hat and his cowboy boots. He’s playing his guitar in the air.
I’m suspicious. It looks impossible to be that high up.
He looks like he could be trying to get on that horse. It’s probably because they want him to look like one hell of a high rider. I think he’s playing “Home on the Range”. I hope he doesn’t get hurt. He must be doing the splits: high jump and splits. (ha-ha-ha)
He’s headed the wrong direction to mount that horse. The whole thing looks fake. Some of it is depth perception. Did you say, “That’s Roy Rogers?” He’s just fiddling with it. (ha-ha-ha) That’s a “gee-tar”. He is trying to hit a “high” note. (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
That’s high in the air, he is probably hitting them all. He’s on string #6. I think he’s just “stringing” us along.
I like his hat. There’s something about having a confident look up top while everything below looks wild.
Do you think he’s trying to impress someone? There’s got to be a girl somewhere. A Western loving girl. Her name is Susie-Q. She’s from Indiana. She’s come to visit Jack in Texas. He can’t say, “Hi Ho Silver, Away!”. Susie-Q is 19. Jack is 25. Has Jack been out on the range? He better stop “horsing around” (ha-ha-ha-ha).
Maybe he’s a movie actor. Couldn’t he be a cartoon? He’s starring in a movie called “Home on the Range with the Senior Years”.
Does anyone else think he is using his middle finger? Or are his other fingers, maybe, missing? They got chewed off by the horse…. Or he got them caught in a lariat…. Or they got caught in the guitar strings. But that doesn’t bother him because he’s thinking about Susie-Q. They might get married. He looks happy. (Let’s hope we are ALL happy!)
When he comes down, he’s going to rip his pants. It’s a good thing they are stretchy pants. He’s going to put his feet down and meet his girlfriend. They are going to sing “Home on the Range”. They are going to jump onto Double Eye. They’re going to get married. They will ride on Double Eye to Las Vegas. They’re going to gamble. They are going to get married – That’s a gamble! They will go to the chapel and they’re going to get married.
Susie-Q is taking the picture. She’s a photographer. She’s going to save the moment forever. After they get married, they are going to jump back onto Double Eye and ride to California and pan for gold.
They’re going to get rich. Jack will be standing on the corner playing his guitar. He’ll be The Rhinestone Cowboy…..and Susie-Q will take pictures.