It’s on the footpath in a Melbourne street.
The lady is CRAZY!!!!
She was at a Halloween party, and has somehow gotten lost
It looks like someone I used to know. And she was as mad as a cut snake!! I think she has been drinking WAY to much beer. Or maybe she has been on the stronger stuff. Would have knocked her sock off!! The Whisky that is!!
Her name is Daisy…… Or maybe it’s Eileen…. Get it!!! I Lean!!!
She looks like she is from St Kilda, Where the ladies of the night are from. Not that we have been there, But again she looks very familiar!!!.
There is someone behind her wrapped in a sheet or a blanket. Maybe they are keeping an eye on her to make sure she doesn’t run away. Or they are trying to sleep off their hangover. Again she looks very familiar.
There are sounds of cars in the background. They are tooting their horn as they go past her, Oh dear it’s the wig! People are stopping and staring at her. The wig is something to behold. Again she looks very familiar.
Maybe she has escaped from our home and someone has placed a missing person’s ad out for her? I reckon they would have called the police in to look for her too. The only thing is she looks very familiar.
It could be Melbourne Cup day and she is getting ready to go to the Cup?? When she gets to the race course, she will meet her friends in the car park, as none of them has the money to get into the see the race. So they will sit and have their Picnic there. They will dine on Chicken sandwiches that she made and drink the grog hidden in her Wig.. But again she looks very familiar.
Everyone knows that at the end of the race she will be tired and drunk and will need to be home in bed. But again she looks very familiar.