Once upon a time there was a brown bear. His name is Rusty, he’s a teenage bear…he’s half grown. He looks like Paddington bear. Is he naked? One sunny afternoon day he roamed in the woods and loved it. He went for a walk one day, got lost, and couldn’t find the way back. Flat tire. He’s got a tire off a car looks like. He got a flat tire. They’re never gonna go around the track at that time, he’s got a tiny little goon head, he probably won’t make it to noon time…he was lost, lost lost. He met a beautiful woman that said “let me show you the way back” *gestures as if to say come hither*When he got home, his mom cooked him some lunch…as mother’s do. His mother’s name: Miss Joosies. They were hungry and wanted to get something to eat. He wanted something to eat. He found a good way to cook it. Found a bicycle time, thought he could make a unicycle. He met two cute girls and off they went. Who knows (where they went), I don’t wanna follow ‘em. When the thunder clouds rolled up *gestures ominously*. Must be a storm coming. It looks like white fluffy clouds to me, storm’s moving to the left.
“Poor little sweetie pie…
You gotta find your mommy…
And then she built the most
beautiful, beautiful, beautiful place.
And they lived haverly and happily every after.”