There's a man sitting cross legged on the floor. He's in something - it looks like a washing machine - he wouldn't be stupid to do that! It's a silly thing to do isn't it? Some people might get ideas - not a very nice idea - mentally deficient!
He's trying to get out of it (or fit himself into it!). You wouldn't want to get a cramp in there.
It could be an industrial machine - he gets in there to have a wash. You'd think he'd take his shoes off. No! He's cleaning his shoes!!
We'll call him "Troppo" or "Chocko" - he'd need a periscope to show him the way. Looks like Mr Bean - he'd do something like that! He looks insane or it could be a joke! Who would claim him? He looks like a mad man.
He's dopey, stupid and silly! Next he'll get stuck - we'll need help to get him out. His mate is taking the photo - he's dared him to fit in the machine. He can smell his rotten socks! Someone should throw in a couple of cans of Export* in for him.
He's drunk....he's sober...he looks sensible because he is examining his shoes. He is a unique type of person - I wish someone would think that of me.
* NB "Export" is a brand of Western Australian beer.