On a midsummer day in Springfield,a crazy lady was carrying on in the street. The crazy lady claimed she felt dizzy and foolish. We asked her where she was from and her response was, "I am from Denver and Springfield Missouri". We asked around and discovered she makes liquor in Springfield. Her little boy, Barney Fife was playing the trumpet behind her. His trumpet playing was terrible like rotten ice cream! We could also hear the sirens of police coming to arrest her but first she said she had to get her hair cut!