By: David, Mike, Richard, Nels, Susan, Vonda, Mary, Glendel, Nancy, Ruth, Arlene, and Norman
at COUNTRY SIDE LIVING, Canby, OR on March 20, 2019
Far off in the vast west hills of Oregon is a ranch owned and operated by Bill. Just Bill, crazy Ol' Bill. That is how he is known in town. Ol' Bill keeps pretty much to himself, just him and his donkey and plenty of birds. Bill likes to shoot and what he mainly shoots are birds flying overhead as he yells, "This is MY ranch-get off of MY land!"
There is a Sci-Fi convention in town this week, lots of news about it on television and the radio. Bill doesn't pay much attention, except for seeing a few photos of folks dressed as aliens.
Bill is out for his daily shooting but the sun gets in his eyes as a flock of ducks fly overhead. Bill is convinced it is alien space ships because they are in a formation. Bill rushes to town on his donkey, yelling about the space invasion he has seen over his ranch. The entire town is now caught up in Bill's craziness and are out looking for more space ships or aliens.
They find plenty at the convention and no one knows for sure whether or not these are real (REAL??) aliens from space. The whole town is now just as crazy as Ol' Bill!