Is that all a dog? He must have a sore foot. No, he needs a new chew toy, not a shoe! His name is Skippy, He is looking for the other shoe, smart dog.
He must be in the shoe store with people, and he got separated. He went one direction and his owners went the opposite.
The shoe is orange, just something special for himself. He should be called Percy. Oh yea Percy is cute. He wants to try all the shoes on so he knows it won't hurt his feet.
Is he in doors? I hope its out doors that way if he has to pee he has plenty of places to go. Why is there carpet outside, I don't know if this will sell. He is so cute, great dog, he shouldn't be wearing heels.
He sees food. No he think he sees his family. He looking for someone to help him. Someone is telling him the shoe doesn't look good, its not his color.
I bet he sees a pretty girl for his owner. His owners name is Bean in the Cheese. What kind of a name is that?! No, his owners name is Gordon Higglebottom. Oh thats much better.
He sees a pretty girl for his owner. his owner is telling him he likes what he sees. He is gonna get a bone, and his owner a girl. He has a family now that will buy him shoes.