He is a chicken gigolo and Linda DOES NOT want to date him!! His name is Ralph and he is a chicken thief, a pied piper of chickens. Don’t let Ralph near your chickens or they will disappear. Ralph goes from town to town in Spain and Mexico to every farm and steals CHICKENS!!! He lures them with tasty treats and they are hypnotized and they just follow Ralph. The chickens ask, “What are you going to feed us?” Ralph tells them, “I will feed you well if you lay eggs for me.” The dark chickens run along behind him. But little do they know, Ralph will put them in a crock pot for dinner!