Someone is being smart (funny), like a smart someone. He is named “Smart ass”. His real name is Bob, short for Robert and his nickname is “Smartass Bob”. He’s trying to promote his shoes and laughing about it. He will be in there for a week, it will be a “nothing week” and he does this every week. We wonder how he can sit there for a week, how can he go to the bathroom? We decide not to address this.
“What an asshole”, he definitely has a screw loose. We notice that Smartass Bob is totally ignoring the “Warning” sign on the dryer. Smartass Bob has a family somewhere, they would leave him if they knew what he was doing. He’s getting money for the picture from the shoe company, for showing the wash and dryability of the shoes. However, Howard certainly wouldn’t give him money for doing this.
There is a cameraman around somewhere, he’s gonna snap an overpicture. There was someone else in another dryer but they didn’t last long. They got washed out.
After his week in the dryer, Bob is a dead duck. He asks someone for a dry towel and he’s hungry. We can give him an apple or French fries, but then he’s going to be a fatty.