That’s Fido – the cutest little doggie. He’s already made a mess.
He’s a mutt. No, he’s definitely a terrier – a terrible terrier. I can’t see a tail; if he has one, he’d probably wag it.
These shoes look like they’re for a theatrical dancer, not just for the evening. I mean, look how many there are! His mistress must do tap dancing, apparently. Those look like tap shoes in the far left corner.
He’s trying on ladies’ shoes. He already has a shoe. I can barely see the shoe because he has both feet on it – it’s one with a beautiful orange ribbon on it.
He didn’t mean to get in trouble. He looks innocent, a little bit innocent. At least he’s trying to look innocent.
He’s saying, “Who, me?!” If you know your dog, you and he would know certain sounds.
He’s looking very puzzled because he’s wondering how he’s going to get the shoes back and make it look like he hasn’t bothered anything. By the look on the dog’s face, this hasn’t happened before. So he doesn’t know what to do.
He’s the kind of puppy we would all love to have – until we looked in the shoe closet. I would fix my shoe closet so he couldn’t get in. But he could still sneak in while you’re opening the door for yourself.
His mistress won’t spank him. It won’t help. Dogs will be dogs.
--Created on 1-14-2014