Rosie O'Grady, 49 years old. When she was 49 she went to the beach and had a great time. Trying to impress all the good men who looked at her dress. But no one came forth, what a shame, what a shame. Poor girl was 49, everyone thought that she was an old lady. The stares subsided but she got excited and the threw the Frisbee away. Her beachwear was impressive, so much that she decided to go to her locker and get fully dressed. Amen. So the crowd dispersed, she grabbed her purse and said "golly! This is a first and I failed the test." "I'll never catch a man" she thought, and then some man threw himself at her.