Ethel Gustoff and Betty Sue Smith decided to travel to the big city of Las Vegas one Sunday morning. They caught a bus for $5 each from Tunica MS to Vegas. They needed money to pay their rent. So they took a chance and took off.
When they arrived they went to church to pray for good luck and some hot men. Either way they knew they were winners.
The visited the Hollywood Casino and enjoyed the all you can eat seafood buffet. They particularly like the crab legs as they both devoured 20 lbs each. They were starving like Marvin.
After their amazing lunch they decided to take a chance at the craps. Betty was at the craps table rolling the dice when Ethel was checking out the slots. it looked like it was going to be a great day when the 7 showed up on the dice but when they hit the table all was lost. No money for rent but still hoping for some hot men.
While Ethel was playing the slots she overheard John talking about Pool. They decided they would approach him and suggest a game.
They played for $50,000 and John saw quickly he had been taken. They ladies walked away winners.
Rent was paid and all was good.
They decided to splurge with a limo ride home.