Mary, from Maryland, is vacationing at Ocean City with her family. Her daughter Joannie is throwing her the frisbee and Mary jumps high on the beach to catch it. She better be careful so she doesn't bust her butt--and she needs to close her mouth so that a bug doesn't fly into it!
Mary is 60 years old but she acts 40. Mary has two grandchildren, Olivia and Zachary. They think she's a real acrobat!
There is a woman close to the water. She was sitting until she saw Mary catch the frisbee, then she jumped up and yelled "My gosh! Look at Grandma jump! Lets go ask her if she wants to get on our team!
When Mary landed, she landed on her butt. She said "My gosh! I did it!" She hung onto the frisbee! She got up, threw it back and said "Lets do that again!". However, Mary realized she hurt her ankle and couldn't do it anymore and said "I'd better slow down, I'm getting too old for this!"
Joannie offered her a drink and suggested they sit and rest. A little later they played catch again. Mary was a little more careful the second time around.
When Mary got home she had aches and pains so she soaked her feet and got her husband Bob to rub her down. Then they went to bed after a hot bath. Tomorrow, Mary thinks she will just relax under the umbrella or take a little swim and old off on the frisbee for a day or so.
Mary got up the next morning and wanted something good to eat. She had eggs, bacon, toast, oj and coffee. She felt she needed some new clothes so she went outlet shopping for some new outfits. Mary wore herself out shopping so when she got home, she got on the most comfy chair and rested.