it was 5pm in the afternoon and henry had to take care of the baby until his wife came home from her bridge game. suddenly he got a call from his office that one of the customers was demanding servuce immediately. henry had no choice but to take the baby along with him so he put henry junior in the baf and headed to his car andput hum the car seat. there was no way to strap the baby in so he put him back in the bag and on the front seat. suddenly he saw red lights behind him so he pulled the car over.he covered the baby with a blanket and rolled down his window. licence and regisration the police demanded . the police suspected henry had been drinking. luckily henry jr popped his head out of the bag and distracted the police with his charm.while the police was distracted henry jr had a mess in his diaper. and boy did it smell. so the police escorted henry and is baby back home.as soon as he got home he changed the baby's diaper and went into the kitchen to start supper. he poured a stiff scotch and waited for his chipped beef to cook. suddenly his wife walked in the door. what do i smell and where is the baby??and who us in the bathroom??there is no toilet paper in there!!! so henry got a box of kleenix and handed to the police man in the bathroom.the toilet was overflowing!they called the pkumber and that was the end of that.