The baby, named Miracle, since it was born several years after his mother had stopped having babies, sat in a giant purse. He came from New Jersey, and according to his aunt Gloria, he was a "travelin' baby".
He was happy with all that travelin'. As long as he was in the suitcase he was happy.
His mom Bonnie, had taken him from Irene, who didn't want any more babies. She already knew it all.
He laughed at Bonnie and wondered how it was that she always looked so pretty.
Ma, I want to go to Las Vegas, Miracle said. I like to play with dice, even though they are a choking hazard for kids my age. Can you spot me a five?"
"No! I want us to go to Hawaii. I want to have some fun for a change."
Miracle sighed, and said, Okay. We will go where you want to go, but first, you have to change my diaper."