An old lady is jumping as high as Michael Jordan.
Her name is Kangaroo.
She is on the Jersey Shore.
There are people tanning and playing frisbee.
She is from San Diego, California.
Kangaroo chased the frisbee across the country.
She is going to fall down and hurt herself.
She will go to the Jersey shore hospital.
She is going to have a cast on.
The media will come to the hospital because she is a superstar.
Her family is distant.
She will return to her retirement home.
Or maybe, she'll be in an electric wheelchair and still play frisbee.