He's going to trip up on something.... his legs!
"He's cuckoo," said Alice
His name is Joe Schmoe
"I don't know what he's trying to prove," said Stella
He's 43 going on 20 piped up Don from a table nearby.
He's dressed in a suit because he's late for church.
He's too late for church so he's going the bar instead.
They'll throw him out because he looks sick, said Alice.
He's holding a free ticket for the next dance and he can't wait to get there.
We don't know where he's going.
He's swearing because he's late.
He's singing "Oh how I hate to get up in the morning."
His pants are too tight because he got them from Army and Navy. He got them off the bargain rack in the children's section.
He's singing, "Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head (or cerebellum said Cal).
He passed out. The end. April 13, 2016