Lucy and Ethel went to the casino. They tried their luck at the dice table. They rolled the dice in hopes of winning lots of money. While at the dice table they met two handsome old goats named Pete and Charlie. Lucy and Ethel were disappointed because Pete and Charlie weren't rich only old. Charlie looked at Ethel and said "I'm available." She said "You are too old for me." Charlie replied "You're never too old." So Charlie grabbed Pete and said " Let's go to another table and see if there are some young chicks who will appreciate us." The girls kept rolling the dice but to their disappointment had no luck at dice or men.