This is Boob. He has a box on his head because he has no friends at home. With the box on, his name is Herbert Alexander III. He lives in Alexandria, North Carolina. Herb has 6 brothers and sisters. Herb is the oldest. He is somewhat of an outcast and this is why he has a box on his head. Herberts parents are out partying tonight. They are at a drinking party with their friends. It is the year 2010. Herberts job after school is to clean the house. He is in 6th grade, and he aspires to be a school teacher. He is going to teach others proper housekeeping techniques. At school, Herbert is very popular. He likes to play soccer and is on the soccer team at school. It is an honor to have this box on someones head. Herbert won the box in a contest.
Herbert has been tasked to find 6 other boxes for his siblings. Herbert stole the boxes from A and P. Herberts family found out about the stolen boxes and they sent Herbert to jail. Herbert was in jail for two whole days! The parents bailed him out of jail and he was sent to his room where he lived happily ever after.