He used a rifle to shoot down birds. His wife yelled at him for killing innocent birds. and one bird pooped on his hat. "Oh man! He got me! He got me before I got him". And he wiped his hat on his hands and his hands on his pants.
And he got in trouble when he got into the house. When he shot the rifle at the horses and cows they went wild from the sound!
Went haywire! because he was near the barn with hay in it! The next step he took he stepped in horse manure. He had to clean his boots. It was a beautiful day because he was shooting down birds.
He's gonna clean them, cook them, make roast duck or roast pork friend rice. His wife got mad at him for killing the birds and for bringing crap into the house. from his boots. But then they enjoyed the roast duck for dinner and he brought some wine to have with dinner so they made up.
Story by Brooklyn TBI Group