There was a man who was playing outside in the rain, and when his mother saw him she said, "Boy you-re gonna get a cold! Get yourself in the house and dry yourself off this instant!" So the little boy went and put himself in the dryer to dry himself off. When his mother saw him in the dryer she asked, "What are you doing inside the dryer?" He replied, "This is what you asked me to do, dry myself of." He said " I want you to get your money's worth out of this dryer you bought."