Man in a Fix
Facilitated By Kristian Scheuer
April 2, 2018
He's really up in the washing machine! On a bet. HAHAHA What's his name, now that's the fifty dollar question. He looks like he's hiding from something. He's in a dangerous position, I know that. Hubert is always doing something stupid. Call him stupid Hubert. Always jolly. He is thinking "How the hell did I do this? How did I get into this position?" And now he's in a fix. HAHAH He's in a jam. This is what little kids do. Now he's trying to get his right foot out first but it seems to be stuck. I wonder how he's ever going to get out. Somebody is there and he wants them to help him. He thinks maybe if he gets one foot out...he's going to have to go up to get out. he's going to have a sore head. He's stuck until the fire department shows up. They have to take the machine apart to get him out. Maybe he did something wrong and he's hiding in there. After the firemen show up, the police show up too. HAHAHAHA He did something he shouldn't have done. Maybe he was a drunk driver. That's why he's so limber. He's in the dryer at the Laundromat or maybe it was in the trash because there is no door on it. No one else would do this in a million years. A kid would. But he doesn't look like a kid. Oh wait, here's the door!! See it! It still could be a Laundromat. He thinks he's smart. But he can't get out so he isn't smart anymore. He is stupid Hubert. He has family. they are used to it. He is always in trouble. the police will fine him. they wont lock him up because he didn't hurt anyone.
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