He's trying to be a contortionist (Reva). He's inside the thing for drying! How did he get in there (Betty)? He got in there by ship (Bob). It looks difficult. His name is Frank (Betty). Frank Fox (Bob). He loves doo-wop and would do anything for attention. He teaches here in town (Bob). It's a hard way to take a bath (Betty)! Oh, he's happy and wondering how in the heck he will get out of there (Betty D)? And how he got there (Reva). He is the opposite of happy (Al), I've never been in there and never will (Al). He has a mom, dad, brother, sister and a girlfriend. And they don't like him much. He's in a bind and doesn't know how to get out (Al). Once he gets out he will be all aches and pains (Reva). And his sweetheart will meet him.