The sand was made of rubber. Mavis was holding a magnetic plate. She wouldn't let go of it. Even though we told her to. Her full name was Mavis Iva Buttheade. This was happening in the shower, you see. Mavis was very short. Thats the crack in the grout of the tiles you can see behind her. The neighbours were looking through a telescope, watching. They were thinking let go of the plate Mavis! They were screaming this. And stamping their feet. They couldn't help because of the law.
Mavis never said where she was from. She said it's none of your business. Her mum knew though. She was there. Mavis got there in the first place by taxi. During an earthquake. Mavis said it was a bumpy ride. The plate was made in china. No. It was made in the north pole. Well, in Chinese territory in the north pole. It was originally designed for launching dogs. By the Russians. They designed it for distractions in the war. They needed something so weird so it would be very distracting.
The neighbours are still screaming. But Mavis has to hold on. Until the firemen get there. She hopes she doesn't run out of hot water.