I want to Stampede! So, I am taking a plane with my luggage out of town. Is he happy or are his pants being torn? He's screaming "Oh my God, something is happening to my pants!" He does not have a happy face. He's shocked! No, he's happy! He just won one million dollars bull riding and saying "Yeehaw!" Monty from Montana is 21 years old and set for life! He's hearing the engine running and he's not settled into the plane. He's hearing "Yeehaw" from all the
people who didn't win the money. He's trying to get away in his brand new glider. He's smelling bull manure and gas. He's going back to Montana to get his girl and bring her back to live in Calgary. Singing "I am going to Montana, to see my girl". "Oh crap, I'm late!" Whoopi from Montana is his girl's name. He will be in trouble if he's late. " EEEEEEEK! " "Don't worry I'll get there!" See y'all later!