This is a baby boy named Jonathon. He’s about 10 months old, no older! It’s before his sleepy time—about 9:00 in the morning.
He’s good looking Jonathon and he’s a cutie. Looks like he’s gonna have fun. He has no clothes on and he’s gonna crawl out his mother’s purse. His clothes are in the washing machine. His mom hates that he’s in her bag. She told him a joke to make him laugh.
There’s no such thing as keeping him safe. He has mischief in his eyes.
You shouldn’t pay full price until he gets some hair! No sale! I’m done with that stage. As much as I don’t want a child that age, he is cute. When he’s an old man he’ll still look like that. His face won’t change. His mother better take a deep breath! He’s going to be a salesman. I think he’s got a big voice.
He’s a cutie pie. As soon as they reduce the price, I might be interested.