There are two dogs staring at each other. They are Skip and Scott. One is male and one is female. The big dogs name should be Bee Joe. The female is trying to get the male dog to come over to help cook dinner and talk business. "Where have you been so long?"
They want to shake hands. They know each other because they've been out before.
Dogs should not drive cars. They don't know how to steer and their paws can't reach the peddles.
They are in their cars and talking to each other. The brother is driving the car. There's a stop light. The small dog has on a scarf. Their masters are taking the for a ride. They are barking at each other at the red light and making plans for a date.
They are on their way to St. Ann's. When they get there they will eat, kiss everyone and shake their hands. Then they go to the tavern. Then they go to the beach. Then they lay in the dog bed. It's smells like dog feet. Like shit. When dogs get wet, they stink and you have to powder them down.
They are barking at each other and panting. They are ready to go home. Right now they are separated but in order to be happy, they need to be in the same car. And then they will make love. Then one will go one way and the other will go another way because they got what they wanted. If the female dog gets pregnant, he won't know about it. He's not coming back until the next time and it will happen again.
He wants to know if they are his babies or he doesn't want to know because he'll have to take care of them until they are 18.
He went to look for another lady dog. He knows when he met the other girl, he already had a wife. "On the Road Again." (we sing together)
She found him you know. He just