Billy Joe Jim—or as friends call him, just Jim—was in the desert of Utah, with his horse, Ride ‘Em Cowboy Morgan. He was singing his favorite song, an Ode to Kisses. With his previous ballet lessons, he could leap off his horse. He bought his hat at a 50% markdown sale at K-Mart.
He’s off to see his gal, Sweetie Face Ellen, who lived in San Diego Francisco. His arch-nemesis, Black Hat Barty, was trying to keep them apart.
Black Hat Barty challenged Jim to a lasso-throwing and singing contest. The judges were Mel Gibson, Sammy Davis, Jr. and the cast of the TV show Paladin.
Luckily, Billy Joe Jim won the contest and he and Sweetie Face Ellen had many kids and grandkids.