Make Up a Story
Stories from Around the World
Only Baloney
Storytellers: Marjorie, Earlynne, Marti, Karen, Joan,
Bernice and Audrey
The scared man, George, has a goat, Billy the Kid, on his
back. He’s taking him for a ride. Doesn’t everyone ride around with a goat on
his back? He’s afraid he’s going t o run into someone. Billy the Goat had run
away from the farm headed towards his family and George went to retrieve him.
Billy had some impressive ears. He has a thick wool coat.
He’s content on George’s back. How does the goat stay on George’s back? There
is a rope securing Billy to George’s back and Billy has his legs over his
shoulders. He is having fun and so is George. They were riding past a prison,
that looks like Jackson priso, down south in Georgia. There are bars on the
window and a blank window where they made a run for it. Billy the Goat was
picked up by the police for purse snatching and eating.
Billy had eaten Bernice’s garden. He ate all the green
vegetables and the flowers. He got caught with some zinnias hanging out of his
mouth. Bernice called the police who had to chase after the goat to catch him.
Billy and George made it back to the farm. They put Billy in
the pasture and fed him oats, corn and vegetable scraps. George was excited to
be back home safely and to change his shirt because the goat had peed down his
back.
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