Wheee! *That* is what you call hair!
Her name is Crazy Carlene.
Boy, she's a dandy!
She's got sunglasses.
She's standing on a sidewalk close to your office.
This is during the Fall and she's at a festival. She's dressed warm.
Somebody in Carlene's family owns the building in the back. This is important. She's from somewhere around the corner. She looks like an American, but I don't know why... You can tell she's at a university town -- or at least an upscale neighborhood -- because of the street.
Carlene has a job. She does something very special that has to do with peoples' hair.
Carlene is happy and she's having fun. She's having fun because she has that red stuff on her head. It's on her head to make people laugh. There is a fair car load of people that came with her; there are 3 cars around. The people around Carlene are curious about the act that she's putting on.
I hear "hee hee hee hee hee!" and "ha ha ha ha ha!"
I hear cars, too.
But this is not a noisy place.
Next, Carlene is going to take off her red hair and walk home. That sounds like a good idea.