There was a man stuck in a washing machine because he was dirty. His name was Tom, and was an Italian kid. He was stuck in "Speed Queen Laundromat" in the Italian neighborhood called the Third Ward.
He came here from the lake. Tom was not worried about the door closing on him at all. The reason he wore his Keds was to cover up the scratches on his feet from being at the lake. Tom smelled because he was a garbageman and it was a Monday, and Monday's were garbage days. So he took a quick dip in the washing machine.