It's a bear! Boogie the bear is his name and he's a scary guy. The bear is a boy of course. He is weeping because he is unhappy. His parents made him lay down. They are okay. Boogie the bear is the boss who bosses the boss! He is with the government, the Republican government. He is in Alaska, a cold place where he should be.
Boogie the bear hears screeching in the street because of the cars. The cars are going home from work after a long day. Boogie the bear is going to shout "Hoo Ray, Hoo Ray!" after a long day. He is glad because he is mad. He is going to check with his boss after a long day to get a raise.