This is Fred, he is about 25-40 years old and lives in Texas. He is handsome and very tall fellow. He is really stuck. It took him awhile to get squirreled like that. Is that a clothes dryer he's in? It is a speed queen dryer. He doesn't look unhappy, he has a big smile on his face. He has 6 children. Their names are Eanie who's 3, Meanie who's 6, Miney who's 4, Moe who's 9, fritz who's 16 and Catch him by his toe who's is 15. He is babysitting the kids. Mom is at the bar tipping the bottle. He is playing hide and seek. He has a good sense of Humor. Men can't do know wrong. He is silly and up to no good. He is being a smart ass. He is showing off to the kids, telling them they shouldn't do this. He should not be teaching the kids that. This is his way of entertaining the kids while he is babysitting. How is this going to affect the children? He is being a bad influence.
Maybe his wife put him in there. She got mad at him. He was out with another lady. If he was mine, I would put him in their and turn up the heat on high. Get a glass of water and pour it all over him. Then stick him in the dryer to dry out.
Maybe has come to repair the dryer. He crawled in and the door shut behind him. Maybe he was at the bar with his wife and she put him in the dryer to dry out. The kids will get him out. They will pull him out by his feet. If they do that, he will bounce his head in the dryer. He will have to see a doctor after getting out of the dryer. It will cost a lot of money after seeing the doctor. Then his wife will for sure leave him. She will take the money and run out.