Once upon a time, there was a badger named Timmy. Timmy was running all through the town! He was looking for a female badger. He found a bicycle in the woods, and rode to the next town. He went into the State Library of New South Wales. There, he met a girl named Chiquita Banana. He told Chiquita he was searching for a badger to love. She began singing "I am Chiquita Banana and Ive come to say I am here to dance around you in a certain way!" Chiquita and Timmy fell in love and decided to run away and get married. They got on the bike that Timmy found and rode and rode until they became pretty darn tired! They pulled over and went to sleep. When they woke up, they were in paradise! Sounds of heavenly music, birds chirping, and waves crashing, they decided to stay in their paradise. Then, they lived happily ever after. THE END.