The man needed a shower. He had nowhere to go. He decided to get into the washing machine. His name is Robert. He looks like a Robert. He has a Robert face. He is misunderstood. He doesn't have a lot of friends. He went in the washing machine to get attention. He feels uncomfortable and really bad. He can't get out. There is an old lady washing her socks in the sink. She is judging him. Her name is Martha. Robert is by himself. Or there could be someone else. Robert is hiding from a stalker. Robert has a big family but doesn't talk to any of them because his family thinks he is weird. Robert is going to make a record for being in a washing machine. He wants to get famous so everyone will love him.