The Crazy Man
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July 2, 2016
A man has crawled inside a clothes dryer to get warm. He is doing this because he has eaten too much cold food!! His name is Cletus Jones. He does a lot of really weird things, like climbing into the clothes washer as well. He also enjoys ostrich racing and named his first child Puddintaine. Now that he is in the dryer, he is thinking that he has made a horrible mistake. His wife is watching and shouting at him " Get out of my dryer you loon!!" When the dryer stops tumbling, Cletus finds that not only is he stuck, but that all his clothes have shrunk! His wife has to call 911 for help, and the fire department has to use the jaws of life to cut poor Cletus out of the dryer.
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