The First and Last Date
He is in a hurry to get to the Opera. He’s all dressed up. He could be a performer…but first needs to practice his dancing. If he doesn’t get that foot down he will fall. He could be running to his own wedding or someone else’s. Looks like he has a ticket…or car keys in his hands…maybe it’s both. Maybe he is running to the bathroom. That is more likely. Everyone laughed. We can see the sewer pipes. He might be near a basement. Yes, exclaimer Marleen, the entrance to the underground garage. He is looking for a way to get to his car. Oh no! The car won’t start. He is looking for someone that can help and get him a rental car fast. He doesn’t want to be late. He better close his mouth or he will be catching flies. He is yelling….SOMEONE please help me! His name is Pierre Alexander. He is feeling a little like Liberace today…before he gets booted. Maybe he is running cause the cops are after him. Sure. They probably met him at the door. We think he maybe have been in the bathroom for TOO LONG…or maybe not long Enough just before this!. His date is clearly upset because he will be late to pick her up. The people around are all wondering did he get lost? His date is thinking…Where the HELL is he? Did he get lost? Is he coming and to think I bought this new dress! Well that’s about the size of it. Sarah Esmeralda is her name. He is about 25 years old. He looks about 45. Sometimes older men are better! I’m just speaking from experience. She must be tall because he is tall. This is their first date. She is trying to get him on her cell phone and he forgot his…AH! That must be why he is running. She got stood up. Sarah then heads home to take the formal off and to get more comfortable. Pierre has now shown up. She took a pale of water and threw it at home. No more date for these two…she’s had it!. She goes shopping the next day for a little retail therapy and who does she see? You guessed it! Pierre. She told him to get lost…. And that was the end to Pierre and Sarah.
Written by: The Residents on Generations