In Baraboo Wisconsin, or maybe Africa, in 1946 there was a celebration of some kind. Matthew, Michael, Mark, Brian, and Kathy were riding in something you can sit on, the goats are pulling the kids. They could be deer, they have horns, they live in the woods. Maybe the kids know eachother because they're connected. It's the Funniest Show on Earth! Or the Greatest Show on Earth! The kids are thinking the goats will run off. They are Goat 1 and Goat 2, it sounds like "Go one" and "Go two", right to the point. The biggest one is holding the reins, they listen to circus world music. It smells like a goat! They are singing "There's no business like show business!" When they are done, they will eat bread, peanut butter, jelly, hot dogs. They will drink a Coca-Cola, throw away the bottle. They get up and shout THE END!