A story by NH residents:
March 14, 2014
The Kosher Issue (or The Kosher Tissue)
They are penguins and the female is smaller than the male – but smarter! The female is a bit bashful. The males face is poking higher – but the female makes the world go around! She is pointing in the direction they are going but he is looking the other way. He is keeping an eye out for someone, a menace who may be coming along to hurt his darling!
They are Jewish penguins called Misha and Tosha. The male is clearly in charge – if we let him! Why is he over there and she over here? They are inseparable! “Man and wife”! (Oy Vay!) Even though they’re inseparable, he’s looking the other way!
Is he looking for something romantic? Maybe he has a girlfriend on the sly? Or maybe he’s a transvestite – male dressed as female? Maybe he thinks his wife is cheating on him and he is looking around for the perpetrator?
No matter, they are on their way to Coney Island. He is bringing her home to the family for dinner – But the problem is they are cannibals! So what are they going to have for dinner? – and, is she Kosher??
There will be no dishes to wash today!
They were going to eat kosher roaches for dinner – but they couldn’t eat “traef”. The dessert will be a bathtub of jello!
To be continued……!!