Santa Claus is sipping some tea before he sets out on his journey. Before making his deliveries, of pizza! That's crazy! For each kid in town, toys! But he had too much pizza before making the deliveries and he got stuck in the chimney. Instead of saying "ho, ho, ho!" He's saying, "help, help, help! I'm stuck in the chimney! I need some whipped cream or shaving cream so I can slide down and deliver my gifts. He eats the whipped cream and shaved his beard off with the shaving cream. He slid down perfectly well. All you heard was, BA dunk! He said, "ouch! that hurt! good thing there's no fire! Next time I'm gonna bring my cushion with me so there will be no BA dunk! I'm going to be better safe than sorry!"
He delivers the toys and everyone lived happily ever after and had a merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! No more BA dunk!