The lady is walking in the rain. She appears to be on drugs. Looks like she's late for work. She's walking through as puddle of water and her feet got wet. She said, "bah humbug!"
She looks like it's 1967 with all the old cars, Camry's, Lincolns and all that. She turned her head to the side and and saw the water go down the sewer drain.
Oh no! Her wedding ring fell in it! Oh no, my husband is going to be mad at me. My husband will think I sold it! Bah hum bug!
There's no a kuna matada for me! Then she's gonna go home and explain the story to her husband. He says it's OK. I was going to divorce you anyway!
No, no no. I will work extra hours for a new ring! with real diamonds, not the soda can diamonds!
Story by Brooklyn T