It was dark. And there was a little boy lying in a big bed. But the night light was on. He had a fever of 103 degrees. How do you know? Because he looks sick and his mother was feeding him in bed.
His mother was downstairs doing her chores. He relaxed and watched a little TV. He watched Full House, Family Matters, and the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. He's white though! It doesn't matter! So what?! You watch Married with Children right? I have no children, so.... Gotta do something to keep my mind busy! And he's not married. He's waiting for his shorty to come over. His shorty might bring him a toy or something to make him feel better, medicine. "Shorty, what's up yo!" It's time to get naughty!
When I was that age I wish I slept in a big bed! I still sleep in a hospital bed.