The feet are the wrong way round!
There’s a dog trying to bite their feet
They are women’s legs!
4 pointing one way and six the other!
All different shoes!
It’s the 1920’s
The shoes are on the stage.
The dog’s owner took it on. It’s part of the show.
The women are can can dancers.
We are on Broadway!
They are all odd shoes
There isn’t anyone watching, it’s a rehearsal.
Something’s gone wrong.
They’ve lost their right legs.
We used to live across the road from a lady who had one leg. She was run over by a train.
The dog has bitten them off!
They will have to hop!
When they go shopping, they will only have to buy one shoe. (Sarah)
In the line up is Marilyn Monroe (laughs)
She’s short of summat to do.
Now it’s the end of the show and the curtain is coming down.
How are they gonna can can with one leg?
Show me the way to go home (sung).